Rude that You're Younger Sarcastic Birthday Card
This cheeky card is printed on high quality card stock that makes the ink really pop. It comes display shelf ready, with a fabulous envelope and a clear sheath. The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is blank inside. We design, print, cut, and package all our cards in-house while our little dog supervises.
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You'll choose your preferred date and time during checkout. Same-day pickup is available for orders placed before 2:00 PM Pacific Time on a business day. Same-day delivery is available for orders placed before 9:00 AM Pacific Time.
Our boutique is at 560 First St. Suite B160, Benicia CA 94510. You'll receive a notification when your order is ready for pickup. Boutique hours are Wednesday through Friday 11 AM to 6 PM, and Saturday 9 AM to 3 PM. Closed Sunday through Tuesday.
We deliver across Solano, Contra Costa, and Napa counties. Cities served include Benicia, Vallejo, American Canyon, Martinez, Concord, Walnut Creek, Lafayette, Moraga, Danville, Fairfield, and Napa. Standard delivery is $20 flat to all addresses in our service area.
If stored properly indoors, your helium balloon bouquet can stay beautifully inflated for up to one week, often longer. For outdoor use, we recommend keeping balloons in shade and out of direct sunlight or heat.
Absolutely. Our Balloon Bar lets you pick from our full color palette and add personal touches like a tassel trail or foil balloon. If you have a specific request that isn't covered in the options, drop a note in the Special Requests field and our team will work with you.